Here’s the thing: I would not do it and definitely don’t find it appealing but I can tell quite a few of my followers like it so I will reserve judgement. What you do in the bedroom is your business and as long as you know the risk and no person or other living thing is being harmed then I won’t call you out on it.

Dude I’m not into scat eating so I don’t know. Eat lots of fiber I guess.

Don’t draw pictures. Read the top of the page.

Thanks for all the support! I’ll try to get stuff queued up or answer questions by the weekend.

Ever feel like crying but you just can’t?

There’s some.

Definitely a solid poop guy. Obviously I don’t do scat play so I wouldn’t know how they feel but when I watch a girl poop I like seeing turds which really stretch out her asshole instead of just watching a brown stream shoot from her ass. So, big solid poops in short. 

I guess since I run this blog I should probably say that I want a girl to use me as a toilet or let me watch her shit but honestly my fetish isn’t really something that would narrow relationship choices for me. Like with my current girlfriend (though we’re on somewhat of a break), she knows I like pee but I don’t feel the desire to bring up anything scat related. But to answer your question about the perfect girl for me, I guess she would meet these criteria:

-Honest and direct above all (I want her to never sugarcoat what she thinks and tell the truth so any problems can be worked out)

-Ambiverted (I am an introvert and would want a girl who can help get me out of the house and socialize but also enjoy time at home alone)

-Open and willing to share (I like listening more than talking)

-Intellectual/Intelligent/Smart (I want a girl who will not only listen to my opinions but also help me hone them and challenge me to help both of us learn)

-Sensitive (I’m a pretty sensitive guy so I’d like someone who can understand where I’m coming from)

-Passionate (I want her to take pride in what she does and push me to go further too)

-Modest (don’t want a girl who always brags about what she does)

-Open minded (no prudes, up for trying new ways to have fun)

-Likes being touched/cuddling

-Patient (Obviously had my fair share of mental illness issues and one of the reason why I still love my girlfriend so much is because of her patience)

For physical features, I guess I am more inclined to like Asian girls since I’ve studied Asian languages/cultures for a while and have had better luck with them but I’m open. I like boobs and butts fairly equally and proportionality is good too. I guess I don’t want a girl who’s taller than me and although I like long hair the less body hair the better (though I don’t mind pubes). I’m more about personality than looks so I’m pretty flexible with this stuff.

I could probably state more but I’ve already written a lot. Thanks for the question! I really like these types of questions so anyone should feel free to ask!