Do you need TP?

For your bunghole?

Stopped up!

Updates returning tomorrow

Still debating whether or not to cease updating this blog when summer ends but I’ll try to keep the blog going at least for now. Thanks for your patience.

There are two kinds of people in the world: people who pee in the shower and liars.

Tell me where I am (city and state in the US) and I’ll give you a video.

🤔

Take your pick! (L-R translations: Ass hair, horrible smelling diarrhea, big/thick shit, four day’s constipation, long)

Feeling bad but you guys should feel good.

Storm’s a brewin’