To all the people out there (girls especially) who like posting nudes of themselves

You da real MVPs 🏆

“Dongle” isn’t a dirty word, but it should be.

Word to the wise

Please don’t follow, reblog, or like posts from scat porn bots with names like “kinkypoopmiranda” or “sexyscatjessica.” They’re not real people if that wasn’t clear. You’re just helping them spread and clog up my notes. Thanks!

Maybe I’m being petty but sometimes if I’m bored and I randomly come across a garbage take/opinion, I’ll just leave a reply like “you dumb” or something. Probably not going to change any minds but some people on here post some galaxy brain-level shit.

I. Don’t. post. Diaper. Stuff.

That’s a good request, actually. I may have more but please enjoy these for now. 

😢🇯🇵